Friday, December 28, 2007

Dear World,

OMG i am damn bloody hungry but i have no money with me now and i am damn bloody thirsty but i have no money to buy water. should i or should i not visit the toilet tap water shrine? i am losing water profusely through my nasal canals cos i slept late last night watching a stupid tranny show featuring a thai boy/girl called Toom which i swear had 40 commercials. and it doesn't help that i lost to a stupid fat hawker aunty because she insisted that my math was wrong when i demanded that she return me my five dollar bill because i found the correct change for two fifty. and her son came out to say that i was w-r-o-n-g like whatever so i apologized to the fat lady. very obviously the argument was getting no where. do not eat from the fishball noodles stall at margaret drive! i would have pardoned her if the fishballs were tasty but N-O NO there were not. if i scored higher for math on my sats i would have told her to get out of my elitist uncaring face.

haha.. ok i didn't mean that. but i am really REALLY thirsty, and i still have one last paragraph to write for my ass-say. ok i think i am going to the toilet friggin tap shrine n o w and later cool off by listening to my new favourite song float on by ben lee. if anyone steals my laptop 'You'll be dead'! for precautionary measures the male beside me is wearing a black grey and white striped shirt, a black back that says BASKand reading an LKY memoir. the irony? i'm gonna ask him to take care of my laptop.

haha hello! and love!

The BLOODYYroseat11:18 PM
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